User Profile

WARHEART
A'int nothin' but a thang.

It's nice, isn't it, to have a space all to yourself. Where you can curse and complain and indulge in the histrionics upon which propriety frowns. Not that I don't bitch and moan all the damn time anyway, but it's like the woods here, and I'm a falling tree--right? RIGHT? I tend to repeat myself and put my foot in my mouth about every five minutes - you eventually get used to the taste - but it's a small price to pay for being a fuckin' visionary. VISIONARY. I'll take you places you a'int nevuh been, baby, so zip it up and hop on.

PS - I have absolutely NO idea what I just wrote. Could I be a bigger doucheroonie?


REVOLT III
Because I can - here's some shit I hate:
Christian Fundamentalists, religious intolerance (ironic, eh?), racism, general bigotry, rabid nationalism, sexism AND feminism, pro-lifers, the death penalty, bleeding-heart Liberals, staunch Conservatives, vegans, PETA, ignorant dumbasses.
Orlando Bloom, scratchy overlays, light textures, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, "emo" shit in general, Grey's Shitty Anatomy, cherubs, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Harry Potter movies and all actors therein ('cept those scorchin' Phelps twins), the color pink, the color purple, boys with crew cuts, gym class, conventional sports, sporting events, horse racing, bad faux finishes, people who don't like respect Metallica.

Opinionated SOB, a'int I? Don't worry, I love everyone - unless your name is Ryan Ross or Jude Law.

CREDITING POLICY
Dude, whatever. People are way too rabid over this; it's just ridiculous. Calm the fuck down - your stuff probably isn't that great. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that anything I make is mind-blowing or anything...which is why I have such a "wutevz" stance on the whole thing. If you want to link me in your "thanks to" page, that would be wonderful, and I'd love it. But if you don't, it's no skin off my back. If someone likes something of mine enough to ask where you got it, that's all the advertising I need. As artists, our work should speak for itself, and I'd like to think that mine does.

All in all, I'd only ask that you hit me up if you're taking something - or, even better, show me what you've made with it. Seriously, I'd love to see!

Basically, it's a free-for-all here. One of those mutualistic relationships that starts with you respecting my awesome-ness and ends with me...er...passing on my awesome-ness.
(I'm sorry, that was completely douchey. I mean, I actually just snorted onto the monitor.)


ROLL THE CREDITS
Images
I find my photos all over the place: magazines, books, websites of photographers I admire, my own cameras. But I've been collecting pictures for so long that it would be impossible for me to credit every single one. So, if you see something that is yours and you would like to be given credit or have the piece removed, please contact me and I will comply ASAP.

Brushes
- 77words
- latexandleather
- tragic_icons
- Asunder
- Design Launchpad
- Fragile
- Glittertramp
- Insomniac
- Manstomper
- Misprinted Type
- Miss M
- Moargh
- Starbelly
- Teh Indy
- myself

Textures
- Hybrid Genesis
- TreTexture
+ StockVault
+ sXc

Fonts
- dafont
- GirlsWhoWearGlasses
- House of Lime
- Misprinted Type

Patterns
- Design Launchpad
- Stargazer
- Squidfingers

Tools of the Trade
- Adobe Photoshop 7.0
- HP Scanjet 3500c
- Olympus Stylus 410
- Fender Showmaster Scorpion HH (hah)

Misc.
- Bauble (icon table generator)
- premade_ljs